Welcome to the blogging world.

As per request of my good friend Else, I decided to start this blog. For those of you who don't know me, weird and unusual things tend to happen to me. Nothing like being abducted by aliens or being bit by radioactive spiders or anything like that so get too excited. It's up in the air whether or not I feel like blogging about previous events or if I should just wait for the next bizarre event to strike. Eh, what the heck you're here reading this aren't you? I might as well provide you with some quality entertainment.

Have you ever been attacked by a bat at midnight in your kitchen only to be attacked by a flying cockroach (yes, they fly. who knew?) a few hours later? I have.

Have you ever had your tea nearly ripped from your hands by a passerby exclaiming "Give me that drink, _____"? I have. (By the way, I'll let you fill in that blank) 

Who can actually say they've slipped on a banana peel? I can. Thanks, Will. That one's on you. 

Have you ever been hit in the head by a falling bongo drum at a concert? I have and I still have the dent to prove it. All I got out of that ordeal was a refill on my beer and a copy of a lame CD. 

Have you ever been asked by a third grader if you want to go to time out? I have. Don't worry, I showed her with my quick and witty response of "No, do you"? Clever, I know. 

I could go on, but for now I'll leave you with that until next time.